You're the boss, applesauce

22 year old chubby blonde girl, new to New York, makes a lot of jokes. I'm an addlepated twit. Unadulterated pap. I think the monkey is the sultan! Zippity doo dah day. How does that grab you, darlin'? How does that mess your mind?

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

chriscoopers:

"I had insecurities and fears like everybody does, and I got over it. But I was interested in the parts of me that struggled with those things."

Happy Birthday Philip Seymour Hoffman (23rd July 1967 - 2nd February 2014)

Dear women of the world who think that my choice to use birth control, in all of it’s forms, is something to be ashamed of: fuck off.

Dear women of the world who think that my decision to NOT bring children in to this world is something to be judged for: fuck OFF.

Dear women of the world who feel it’s right to shame or judge other women for ANY of their choices or decisions: FUCK OFF.