You're the boss, applesauce

22 year old chubby blonde girl, new to New York, makes a lot of jokes. I'm an addlepated twit. Unadulterated pap. I think the monkey is the sultan! Zippity doo dah day. How does that grab you, darlin'? How does that mess your mind?

I have to say, the toughest part of this industry is being surrounded by thin, beautiful people constantly. I’m working to get over this, but GOD DAYUM some of them are so gorgeous it hurts. 

from now on, for every pregnancy announcement or engagement announcement, I will be buying myself five new articles of clothing.