You're the boss, applesauce

22 year old chubby blonde girl, new to New York, makes a lot of jokes. I'm an addlepated twit. Unadulterated pap. I think the monkey is the sultan! Zippity doo dah day. How does that grab you, darlin'? How does that mess your mind?

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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My relationship with my followers

  • Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
  • Followers:
  • Me:
  • Followers:
  • Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.

“We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It’s never your fault. But it’s always your fault, because if you wanted to change you’re the one who has got to change.”

– Katharine Hepburn, Me: Stories of My Life (via observando)