You're the boss, applesauce

22 year old chubby blonde girl, new to New York, makes a lot of jokes. I'm an addlepated twit. Unadulterated pap. I think the monkey is the sultan! Zippity doo dah day. How does that grab you, darlin'? How does that mess your mind?


does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer


so u just take ur shirt and


My relationship with my followers

  • Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
  • Followers:
  • Me:
  • Followers:
  • Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.

“We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It’s never your fault. But it’s always your fault, because if you wanted to change you’re the one who has got to change.”

– Katharine Hepburn, Me: Stories of My Life (via observando)